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Chris

Someone who is a human and plays flute
Oh he's such a Chris
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.
Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.
by olch May 30, 2022
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a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass
hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Chris is a very handsome person. He usually has fluffy hair, a middle part, or short hair, and is very attractive. He is nice caring, and doesn’t make people uncomfortable. He is popular at school, and there is a chance that he is bisexual. He makes even boys stare at him. One look and the girls are blushing. He can bring almost anyone to their knees. His life can be hard at times, but he persists going. He most likely has tiktok too.
Chris! How are you dude!
Hey Chris!

Hi bestie!
You wanna hang out after school?
by Allaie July 15, 2022
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Ohh my man Chris you still don’t have any bitches?
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Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.
by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022
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Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.
who is that he is such a hottie?
i think that is Chris
i want him
i heard he has a HUGE cock
by poggersmon June 8, 2022
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