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needle chode 

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.
His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.
needle chode by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008

Jurassic Chode 

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.
"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
Jurassic Chode by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009
"If that little chode doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"
chode by Qit January 13, 2004

chode mongler 

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode
hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog
A penis that is as wide as it is long.
My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob, but that was impossible because I had a chode.
chode by The pimp of destiny!!! December 9, 2008
A penis that is more wide than long.
"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.
Chode by Chris July 14, 2004