American cheese

A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.

Best when melted.

-Damn, this American cheese is bad.
-Try toasting it.

by if(you=="pinkShirt"){useShotgun=true;} October 16, 2005

Fromunda Cheese

Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.

'I can smell fromunda cheese'

by cheese nuts July 29, 2009

ass cheese

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

Niggas and Cheese

Black people and asians.
(no one take offense, its catchy, i promise)

Look at them niggas and cheese.

by cal12. December 23, 2009

Cheese Lord

A member of a Washington, DC a capella singing group, The Suspicious Cheese Lords. The name comes from a willful mistranslation of the Tallis motet, Suscipe Quaeso Domine.

Who knows from Ludwig Senfl? Ask a Cheese Lord.

by SenorBongo January 19, 2005

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009