Chone

A chastity throne; namely a chair meant for only one person, thus making it a "chaste throne".

If I hadn't sat on a chone, I would be like a mouse in an empty desert. One who had just chewed on its own leg to escape the wrath of a snake, yet vultures loom high above my head.

by AwnuhBonana February 15, 2012

cone

a bong that you smoke drugs in

jeeze jamie u need 2 stop smokin that cone u crackwhore

by bob February 17, 2004

chonez

A spick that is homosexual.

Eww, look at that chonez giving Carlos a blowjob.

by Bryan Daniels July 24, 2008

snow cone

when whore eskimo chick is sucking off a man's cold cock

I was walking past an igloo the other day and i happened to stumble upon a eskie giving a guy a hard snow cone!!

by dfgwfgaa July 18, 2006

cones

one's parents

Sheila don't know who her daddy cone is.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Missouri snow cone

The act of laying on your back at the same time propping your ass up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can masterbate and shoot your own jizz on your face and mouth.

(1) Wow! I walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his ass propped up pulling off the Missouri snow cone.

(2) Guy (1) Have you ever been to St. Louis?

Guy (2) Fuck you, are you gay? Have you ever heard of th Missouri snow cone? Thats all they do down there.

by Random C October 20, 2009

conello

A person who is admired by school chidren on the weekends and loved by all who are lucky enough to be in conellos presence

when i grow up i wanna be just like conello

by ninjamonkeyballs April 14, 2011