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Cosmic Snatch Brownie 

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

Cosmic Snatch Brownie 

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

Matt's Brownie Brittle 

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
Matt's Brownie Brittle by Uppies January 9, 2024

Bus Stop Brownies 

1. Weed Brownies. Simple as.

2. The act of rolling over your sex partner whilst making loud vroom vroom noises, all while dropping a fat stinky log in the act.
Person 1: Hey bro, you up for some Bus Stop Brownies?

Person 2:

North Dakota Brownie

When a woman releases shit on a dish and bake it into a cake. Make the male eat until there is crumbs
My wife a made me eat her North Dakota brownie for dessert
North Dakota Brownie by Software129 February 10, 2026

Connecticut Cosmic Brownie

When someone trusts a fart, but it ends up being a wet, nasty pile of poop falling onto the ground. Also, the “fart” was so powerful that it rips out the dingleberries from one’s asshole, sprinkling the hair particles into the pile of shit on the ground, creating a cosmic brownie effect.
Ex. “Yo bro I wanted to release flatulence when I was hanging out with my girl, but I accidentally made a Connecticut Cosmic Brownie on her bedsheets”