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soda breading

The process of using Irish Soda bread as a mop to dry up all the slivit that is created after sleeping with a friend/colleagues mother. Then the damp soda bread is deep fat fried and giving to said friend or colleagues mother as a keep sake.
Listen, I apologize, I did not mean to but I had to start soda breading.
by whos_your_paddy November 17, 2014
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dirty beating

verb: when you sexually engage someone submissive in a vigorous manner.
"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'
by bone thruster September 8, 2014
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Jäger-brating

Happy Birthday! When are we Jäger-brating?
by Scotty Killjoy March 15, 2015
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Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015
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clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)
"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "
by Tomstrong December 9, 2015
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Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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