bored

you got nothing better to do and you start talking to strangers on sites. you will end up feeling like shit and wanting to die until you talk to your bestie or someone you know that is entertain you

i got bored so people talk to people on omegle or dating sites to annoy people

by oxsophxo February 28, 2015

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

boreday

when you have a boring birth day

bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw your face

out of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday

out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly

by watchlover June 20, 2015

boardhead

A boardhead is a person who is a fanatical participant in a board sport such as; sailboarding (windsurfing), snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding, kiteboarding. Used to describe someone who can think of little else than the board sport they participate in. Original first use in the 1980's to describe fanatical sailboarders at the Columbia River Gorge, a river and canyon that forms the border between the states of Washington and Oregon.

John didn't show up for work again because he is windsurfing, he is such a boardhead.

by Krakski November 19, 2015

bored

Something we all wish would just go away

"Bored" -by you

by Ausername March 21, 2016

Boredick

When the guy you're texting is dry but you still want or need his dick.

Every girl gets boredick from him.

by Babygirl Johnson July 27, 2016

Bored

Doing something pointless.

I'm so bored I'm just pointlessly using urban dictionary.

by boaz274 December 3, 2016