cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

no beans

when you have so many beans

bro i have no beans

by caroline yikse May 27, 2018

shoot darn beans on a stick

Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night

by AutumnC October 24, 2006

beans

Gangsta ass neighbor kid runnin the streets in the Stevens 'hood

I own you like Beans own bacon... naw meen?!?

by vongdizzle November 19, 2003

cold beans

To mean that something is cool.

Hey you got a new car, cold beans.

by omfg....wtf.... July 11, 2006

cool beans

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

by Albus October 8, 2005

cool beans

A phrase used by pre-teens and immature people instead of simply saying cool.

Mary: "I just got a new puppy!"
Lina: "OMG! COOL BEANS!!!!"

Mary: -____-

by spaghetti-fever August 18, 2012