twine around a sausage

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

show-me-around

a move used during foreplay usually by the man in strait relations and the more agressive partner in same sex relations. A persons' hand travels from one sexually arousing spot on their partners' body to another

When i got Jane in bed I gave her the show-me-around to get things warmed up

by OutofthisWorld March 13, 2008

reach around

during gay sex,when one man is fucking the other in the ass and reaches under his partner and jerks him off

That dirty mexican robert gave gay ray a reach around last night

by Gothic Bob October 4, 2004

Vag Around

A girls night out/hangin out/messin around/women not doin much of anything. Movie night or a night out on the town, female variant of "dickin around"

"Kim is on her way over, wanna join? We're just gonna grab a few drinks and vag around"

by Thesound January 18, 2009

jewing around

When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch

Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt

by That messedup April 23, 2018

united states of arousal

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.

the presidents of the united states of arousal

we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

chefing me around

Chefing around occurs when excessly obnoxious over-deligating is detected. Similar to talking to Lumburg, being chefed makes the victum want to punch his chefer in the face. Chefs can come in many shapes and sizes-beware!

Boss walks past subordinate to see the printer is having some troubles. Boss returns to his desk in an adjacsent room and calls for subordinate. Upon entering...

Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"

by triangulator23 June 3, 2009