Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
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Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.
Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 04, 2010
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Kentucky kiddie pool

When you fill a truck bed full of piss.
George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week
by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020
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Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.
Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.
by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022
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Pool shoes

Porno type shoes you wear when having sex.
by Lovvvinnnnittt February 04, 2016
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8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out
Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"
by asdfghjklololololol.ololp October 01, 2023
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