Winning the pooh

Butt fucking

He was winning the pooh when he got his dick in the booty

by Prrsuasian April 16, 2022

Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

by AidrankAileen January 29, 2022

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

Thawng Win

Thawng Win is the king of delivering the gayest and wildest lines with a punchline that could make a sailor blush. But here's the twist – it's all in the spirit of laughter and good vibes. Thawng Win fearlessly explores humor's wild side, turning every sentence into a potential surprise. His jokes ride the edge of outrageousness, but he's a master at never crossing into offensiveness. In Thawng Win's world, humor is a celebration of diversity and a reminder that laughter knows no boundaries. He effortlessly turns potentially awkward moments into opportunities for genuine connection, proving that, in his book, being outrageous is just another way to spread joy. So, buckle up for a wild ride into Thawng Win's world, where every word is a potential punchline and every laugh bridges gaps.

"Thawng Win walked into the room, and within minutes, he had everyone in stitches with his hilarious and unexpectedly wild anecdotes. You never know what he's going to say next, but it's all in good fun – he's the master of turning any gathering into a laugh-filled adventure."

by Icey toast November 18, 2023

Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

Bi-winning

Coined by the surreal genius that is Charlie Sheen. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, I win here, and I win there.

by Hannahv123 March 20, 2011