Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

Vagina Decliner

Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).

I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.

by I Crack Me Up December 23, 2010

vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

vagina funnel

A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.

"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."

by gypsy333 May 9, 2014

vagina rat

The point beyond sloppy seconds; a "vagina rat" scurries around after the crumbs left by other people.

Joss: "Dude, I heard John starting talking to Jenna."
Jake: "Yeah, he's always going after the girls I date after I'm over them, he's such a vagina rat."

by Jajj September 10, 2014