Valentines Day

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

tesco value

the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores

tescos own brand products

ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t

guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup

girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh

bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck

by dontstartaband June 29, 2006

Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.

Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.

by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008

valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

VALC

Internet acronym for "Vete a La Chingada!"

Equivalent in English to "Go to hell!" or "Get the f*ck outta here!"

Adrian: Yo man let's go pick up some rats tonight! My girl finally let me out!
Michael: VALC

by epmcj38 January 11, 2009

Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005

Silver Valor

A number one team, a group of beautiful girl with a common goal, to DOMINATE. No one can break them up or tear them down, they have a vision, NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, and they are going to become NATIONAL CHAMPIONS and finally be recognized for there hard work, one tap one team. Peace, love and First place trophies, Divided we crumble together fo sho, one tap one team, SILVER VALOR YOU KNOW!! :

Damn, look at the Silver Valor. We wish we were as good as them.

by OH MEGA January 5, 2009