ultimullet

a mullet haircut so extreme that it is nearly shaved on the top and sides and the back extends down past the wearer's ass. can also be used to describe the wearer.

Dude, check out the ultimullet on that drunk-ass!

by weeZy August 12, 2002

Ultra Pwn

This means uber pwning someone to the m4x. This is the greatest type of pwn.

I just ultra pwn'd that newbie.

by ninja4 February 28, 2005

Ultamite Skeet skeet

When you do a cumshot and it goes about 3 meters far

i tried to give a girl a cum shot but i did an ultamite skeet skeet and blew her away

by Makudan December 12, 2006

ultimate doggie

an arrousing sexual position in which the female or male (if you like using those sorts of toys) plants her or his knees widely on the ground spreading as far as possible and stretches foward also placing the forearms on the ground...the position is known for its ability to allow very deep penetration in any desired hole or in any fashion.

Lets do ultimate doggie tonight...all night, baby.

by amazing emmy December 14, 2008

ultimate cunt

The elite of the highest ranking cunts. They are the center of attention but are loyal to their friends.

"you're a cunt"
"no, i'm the ultimate cunt"

by theelite July 14, 2009

Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.

So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.

by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010

Ultimatum Show

The popular YouTube group that makes comedy and stunt videos

Ultimatum Show Plays Basketball, Ultimatum 6065 and We Hate Boxes

by Ultimatum Show July 6, 2010