Twat pod 

Two women who are best friends. Like two peas in a pod!

Amanda and Wendi are twat pods

Twat pod by ScottWhiteAhh July 7, 2016

Twat-guac 

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.

"Girl, go wash that twat-guac, little nasty."

Twat-guac by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016

Twat Sprocket 

a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer

Man , Albert is a twat sprocket! I asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!

Twat Sprocket by EG6785 November 11, 2016

Twat Tease 

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble] too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

Twat Tease by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

Twat waffle by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

twat meister by words4play March 23, 2017

Twat salad 

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

Twat salad by Cincio April 8, 2017