Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.

You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!

by W. Axl Rose August 26, 2005

tonger

a man whos willer is smaller than his balls when erect

o look at that man his nob is smaller than his balls and he is arouse what a tonger

by purdy June 11, 2006

tonguefuck

A food or drink that smells utterly rank but tastes quite good. (Ex: Red Bull) It can also be applied to a food or beverage that smells good but tastes quite bad. (ex: laundry detergent, do not try)

person 1: bro, red bull smells hella grody. how does it taste?

person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck

by hella hyperactive hooligan March 27, 2010

menage a tongue

When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.

Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.

Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.

Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?

Both Girls: YES!!

by Ray Ray April 8, 2005

whiskey tango foxtrot

Abbreviated politically correct way of saying "what the fuck".

Tom: I am a great man

Greg: Whiskey tango foxtrot there captain.

by ready shoot aim February 26, 2011

uncle tong

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.

Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!

by The Sang January 15, 2008