shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

james tucker

A man with a small penis. Usually found with other gay men, or with fat bitches.

"Did you see James Tucker with that fat bitches last night" .

"No, I saw him with a dude"

by Tnewms March 10, 2016

Justin Tucker Cleckley

Justin Tucker Cleckley is an amazing guy. He’s caring, honest, responsible, funny, lovable, and so awkward. But you know, the good type of awkward. He is such an amazing best friend and will always stick by your side no matter what, for 5 years! He wants you to succeed as much as he is, he can be nice but most of the time he is mean but in a playful way. There’s only one kind of him in the entire world, and when you find him don’t even let go. He is very cute and if you never had a crush on him then there’s something wrong with you lol. Justin also loves playing video games, it’ll be hard to get him off the game. I swear he loves games more than anyone lol. Justin also goes by; Tucker, Joostin, Cleckley, Agent White Russian, and many more. Everyone deserves a Justin.

I love you 3000 Justin Tucker Cleckley -your best friend

by No one knows 😬 May 9, 2019

The Teddy Tickler

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole

Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler

by Skeletor33 October 24, 2008

frick frack tickety tack

Oh my god i am horny!

Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?

by bostoncasey August 18, 2016

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

The Texas butthole tickler

A weird person

The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.

by Yea yea ma’am April 11, 2022