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Turkey Jerkey 

1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.
1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!
Turkey Jerkey by Big EJW December 15, 2008
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Jive Turkey 

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90
Darryls a jive turkey
Jive Turkey by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015

Squeezing the Turkey 

The act of taking a piss
Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

Turkey hole

When a man puts his entire head inside of a womans peehole
Jerry’s surprised us all with his new POV porn film inside the turkey hole.
Turkey hole by CoxNnnDix November 6, 2017

wild turkey 

A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.
I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.
wild turkey by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003

turkey jizz 

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite
turkey jizz by clint rue November 25, 2003

turkey waddle 

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.
I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.
turkey waddle by Tannasgh February 14, 2006