toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

by Amc September 18, 2017

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

toilet nigga

a nigga who spends 30 minutes on the toilet.

this nigga is a toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018

Toilet

toilet

poop in the toilet

by appointment March 10, 2018