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roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
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Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
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tool belt Tommy

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"
by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009
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tool face

by owned!!! June 11, 2006
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tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
by reem12 March 8, 2009
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Biggest Tool In The Shed

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010
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hoe garden tool

by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016
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