Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

Thickarious

Experienced or enjoyed through witnessing someone else's gluttonous performance especially with food

In restaurants, skinny friends order me a second dessert while they sit across the table with a thickarious gleam in their eyes.

by mkwrco March 6, 2019

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Thick

strong big jacked but has a nice size gut Bc he loves foot more than a 6pack

Yo that kid on the bench press is thick as fuck

by Big vin2890 May 31, 2019

thickabottomus

A thick guy/girl with a luscious round butt

Mane, that girl is a thickabottomus!

by RockinMarcie June 30, 2019

thick

She’s fat, bro. Just fat.

“I’m as small and thick as they come.” -a short fattie

by bomaidy April 3, 2019