1.A stupid person who thinks that they are just too cool for anyone else. They are pompous assholes and usually don't know what they are talking about. They hang out with other douche bags that act the same way. 2.They can easily be spotted on college campuses around the US.
3.Boys are usually wearing a pre-ripped up hat, cop sunglasses, shell or hemp necklace, Abercrombie, (pink) polo shirt with a popped collar or even better another one on top of that with 2 t-shirts underneath, ripped jeans, and my favorite some kind of sandals mostly flip-flops.
3.Girls on the other hand usually have any combination of too many high/lowlights, too much makeup, willy wonka sun glasses, lots of gaudy jewelery, Abercrombie and other douche shirts like it, ripped up jeans or jean skirts that are frayed up, those ugly baggy yoga pants, designer purses, feet tattoos, and flip-flops.
3.Boys are usually wearing a pre-ripped up hat, cop sunglasses, shell or hemp necklace, Abercrombie, (pink) polo shirt with a popped collar or even better another one on top of that with 2 t-shirts underneath, ripped jeans, and my favorite some kind of sandals mostly flip-flops.
3.Girls on the other hand usually have any combination of too many high/lowlights, too much makeup, willy wonka sun glasses, lots of gaudy jewelery, Abercrombie and other douche shirts like it, ripped up jeans or jean skirts that are frayed up, those ugly baggy yoga pants, designer purses, feet tattoos, and flip-flops.
Hey Stephanie look at that douche bag out there with the popped collar and pre-ripped jeans.
Ashlee Simpson is a douche bag.
Quit being a douche and give me the 5 bucks you owe me.
Ashlee Simpson is a douche bag.
Quit being a douche and give me the 5 bucks you owe me.
by ramber January 10, 2006
The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.
The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
by Expane October 20, 2005
Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.
by Andy and Dan June 24, 2007
Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)
by blazedncrazy50h4 August 10, 2005
by Rufus the doofus September 10, 2009
Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
by AvidCyn August 19, 2008
by Anarchy! August 19, 2007