Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Male swimmer

That nigga gay asf

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”

by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Public swimming pool

Budget whale watching

Hey James, wanna go to the public swimming pool with us

No, im not big on whale watching

by 123456677778876 May 4, 2022

naked swimsuit

they are a naked swimsuit and the naked trolls under ur bed wear them

i like naked swimsuits to eat pickles with.

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

Dirty Swimmer

When a man fucks a woman from behind with a condom on, climaxes and then pulls off the condom and puts it over the woman’s head like a swim cap.

Barry gave Tracy a dirty swimmer and she loved it.

by Kwatts111 September 3, 2022