Mass suicide

"Wanna start a Canadian army?
I thought we were having a mass suicide
Same thing"

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

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Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

by Dog talk November 16, 2010

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SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 04, 2010

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kermit suicide

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui

mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide

by yeetyeetjenny November 01, 2018

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Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

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