Trump

Trauma to the head of the penis when standing up after a bowel movement resulting a mushroom like swelling.

Generally found in morbidly obese men sitting on standard toilets

I was in a hurry in the John. I ended up taking a Trump. I can barely zip my fly.

by laTrell November 6, 2018

Trump

A narrcasistic person who is notorious for all three or at least one of these things, 26 sexual misconduct alligations, supporting white supremasism, and finally ignoring an epicdemic. Trumps also tend to be within the racial range of orange to green. Trumps love to make hand movements and build walls. Trumps are the kind of people to put innocent kids in cages or something like that.

Idiot: Trump would make a good president/ is a good president

by Hisokas_Coochi October 26, 2020

Trump

Verb. To break wind from the anus, to 'fart'.

Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a 'fart'.

E.g."There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"

by Whitmo G January 3, 2021

Trumped

Donald trump style roastin

"Go crawlin back to momma in your own country when you realize you're fat, ugly, and a loser." And that's how being trumped works

by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016

Trump

A trump is an incompetent person, who is born into power.

They’re such a trump.

by Sgt Angel January 3, 2019

trump

1. Noun. Three way homosexual sex act in which submissive partner alternates between performing felatio on one of the dominant partners and licking the anus of the other dominant partner.

2. Verb. Performing the three way homosexual sex act of alternating between performing felatio on one of the dominant partners and licking the anus of the other dominant partner.

Noun. I heard that John was in a trump last night.

Verb. John got so drunk that he trumped Bill and Wayne last night.

by MSG-USARMY-ret2014 September 10, 2019

Trump

The word for when somebody is being a grade A retard

Dude, my intelligence totally trumps yours

by The kster October 29, 2019