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zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.
You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.
by DGAFn December 29, 2010
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Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.
Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.
by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011
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Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up
Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!
by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009
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Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.
Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"
by GL1980 July 28, 2019
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statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".
"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".
by Chris0101 July 17, 2012
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Status Troll

I dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down

1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll
by FerdRamos December 7, 2009
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Status

marijuana of very high grade,.i.e. Hydro, Purple Haze, Northern Lights
54TH Street has the best "Status" on the Low End
by Nefearious K. December 18, 2004
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