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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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sitting bull

Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.
by VeronikaDaze February 21, 2011
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Spittin-Platinum

When you're gassing up a chick so good that she ready to give up the butt either that night or in the near future!
I was Spittin-Platinum to shorty last night, so she said is going to come over to my house to have sex.
by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003
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Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.
Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"
by hurleynator August 14, 2006
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sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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sitting ovation

An absolutely bang-on music blog at sittingovation.com
Have you seen the latest nutty recommendation from Sitting Ovation? It's a solid music suggestion.
by sittingovation April 6, 2017
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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
by cdb1 December 12, 2021
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