American pop singer

JoJo Siwa

I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap

Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements

by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024

Worlds Greatest Karaoke Singer

Eoghan Varian

The worlds greatest karaoke singer is EV

by EVisGod March 11, 2024

Avantika (the singer) Subudhi

This woman is a force of nature. She is an abuser and she litterally eats dirt off the floor and seasons it with worm sauce. Please be careful for her because she will pick out your skin and eat it. Today she threataned that she will eat me alive. I was very tramatized. This woman can not jump 80 cm. She attempted to jump though she ended up in a horse position. Avantika avantika avantika........

Yeah she is fierce like Avantika (the singer) Subudhi

by uwesfuidabsda March 26, 2024

Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024

The Masked Singer

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.

She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.

by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025