spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004

Spankles

The really weak, spasticated ankles many young ladies inherit whilst in high heels after a couple of drinks. Most often seen at weddings or balls and oft resulting in grazed knees and/or tearful girls.

Kate really found her spankles at the wedding on Saturday, after a few drinks they buckled and she went down like a sack o potatoes.

by Mike Page December 31, 2008

spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008

Spankinish

words derived from spanish, always ending in yo

"estayo el cartelyo en hoboyo"
"dude, why are you speaking spankinish?"

by RachelO February 10, 2009

spankalot

Noun.

1. A hit someone or something a lot in a painful or sexy manner.

"You sure like to spankalot don't you?"

by Buddy1234 September 8, 2009

spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

by mabecorp April 25, 2010