Slashy

Noun. A long-winded ramble, usually about acquaintances and their inner-circle dramas. These kind of rambles are often so repetitive and circular that one could leave the conversation and come back later, having not missed anything.

"He was totally giving a full slashy, and I went to get some coffee. I came back and I don't think he noticed I was gone."

by Runkachunk August 20, 2013

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Slash Thompson

One of THE best lead guitarists of all friggin time. Kicks so much ass that it ain't funny. In my opinion, he is the main reason Guns N Roses was such an awesome band, emphasis on WAS. Now plays lead for Velvet Revolver, another band that is basically this- Guns N Roses-Axl Rose+Scott Weiland=Velvet Revolver.

Rock fan poser listening to CKY-"Dood, this stuff is rele awesome! YEAH!!1!"

Rock fan who knows what he's talkin bout- (hands teh poser some original GnR and Velvet Revolver)"Check dis out man,"

Poser-(Closes eyes and headbangs like he's never heard good rock music before)"Forget CKY, this stuff is what it's all about."

by sLASHfAN August 25, 2005

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

slashquit

to slash your wrist or other vital areas and quit at life another word for suicide by cutting

Sally was so tired with her boring life she just had to slashquit.

by hobohunterB January 10, 2009

splash vage

When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.

I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.

by urbannozzler March 30, 2009

slash

Another way of saying Slurpee or slush... usually used by rich kids in Miami.

Stupid movie theater charged me 15 bucks for some slash!! Ahhhh!! I hate them!

by ineedabettersn2 September 28, 2010