Slammed Social

Dogging.

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.

by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016

Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.

Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?

by Superjamz June 29, 2009

Social teaming

It’s a type of word i maid but happens when a single person gets the support or one or more in a group and goes against you or someone in that group how thinks different that one may be right or the others might be right also can be called scosial bullying

Social teaming is basically a group teaming against you in words

by JackelLight April 7, 2019

Social Mugging

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.

Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!

by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

Social Nuke

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly

Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"

by TopDuke December 5, 2022