SlipperyPuddin'

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God. Has a huge ego compared to everyone else in the room. He will try and show off, sometimes will get knocked down but no matter what, his ego will come on and shine bright. He's also a very lovable streamer who has an amazing community and wife who continue to support him daily on his bad and good days. He's also very easy to talk to when you need a shoulder or just someone to fuck around with.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was SlipperyPuddin' bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's SlipperyPuddin'.. But they are easily confused"

by Jojopotato July 4, 2018

Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man

Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto

by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018

Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018

slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.

"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"

by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018

Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.

John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.

by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018

Slimpy

1. When you ejaculate and you dick goes flaccid but is still kind of long
2. The feeling of regret experienced after a nut, or any feeling of regret similar to it

1. Jimmy’s dick got slimpy after a heavy late night beating
2. Jimmy looked at the hentai he had watched and instantly felt slimpy from his fap

by SmegmaSaucer March 4, 2019

slippendale

When the feeling of being drunk or on a wave makes you crave/ need a zoot

Louise: where you been?
Tim: just got back from pub, feeling pretty slippendale

by Sophia69pinktaco May 26, 2019