grimmace shake

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.

Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.

by Candied June 16, 2023

cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

by leddynamite May 7, 2007

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.

Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.

by WormShit678 August 11, 2006

snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.

"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Shake-N-Bake

When two lovers grease their bodies with butter, dump a whole bag of crushed Ritz Crackers into a down sleeping bag, and climb in and fuck like seals.

Hey babe, we are gonna need some Ritz Crackers for our camping trip this weekend. It's gonna be cold at night but a good Shake-N-Bake will keep us warm.

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018

Chi-town Shitter Shake

After tapering your four fingers to a point (tuck your index finger under your middle finger and your pinky finger under your ring finger), insert the four into the butt while sticking your thumb into the pussy. Proceed by making a "hand-shake" motion. Similar to a shocker but with more volume and power.

The bitch wouldn't let me do her in the butt so I gave her the ole Chi-town shitter shake... her ass was never the same again.

by CSOPP Fab Five June 1, 2006