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September 3rd

A really good and nice person was born on this day and I am so thankful for them, they will do loads to make the world a better place:)
1.September 3rd is the day they were born
2.OMG really but that day is usually unlucky
1.I know but they are amazing
2.True
by Annomynous88 November 1, 2019
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No Simp September

Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
by @Nutpost on IG September 2, 2020
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september 1

by @harley_quinn$$ August 29, 2019
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september 16

by Big po April 19, 2018
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September 19

When it is September 19 I stepped on my short friend
by Short boii November 18, 2019
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September 13

People born on this day are the best people ever and the most trusted by their best friends. September 13 is the best day ever.
by Jambol October 15, 2020
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September 16

Get What your kid wants for today! September16 only National Day! Have fun
Parents Get what your kid wants National Day For kids The September 16
by IDKWHATTOOPUT August 29, 2021
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