Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive
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The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.
B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.
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While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.
Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.
While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.
Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.
Yet man Johnny is a spidey wee cunt with that beard and those rats especially the fuckin clock. What the fuck are those clocks about?
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