Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

Sausage Lips

Definition:

(1) women’s lips once filled with Botox

(2) Women’s lips whom a addicted to Botox

(3) Women who love to roll their lips while pouting and taking a selfie.

(1) that bitch has some big ass sausage lips. Must be kissing to many rectums.

(2) those lips are so big, looks like she has sausage lips

by Emmd November 18, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020

Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.

saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.

by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017