Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.

I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language

by SuperSecretGayerLanguagegods April 6, 2022

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 2, 2004

Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).

Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.

by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006

secret gun level

a stage on a war video game that has a hidden weapon that will make the level more convenient.

EG: on COD finest hour, the last level has a scoped G43, later in that level, you need to take out machine gun nests that are far away. using the G43 makes it easier

Guy 1: dude i cant beat that one call of duty stage, it sucks

Guy 2: that's because it is a secret gun level, you need to find the sniper rifle behind the car

by the commissar June 23, 2009