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Sleep Ink

function: noun

some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.
Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???

Ronnie: WTF???

Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!

Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*

Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!
by Sir Roland March 17, 2010
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sleephoria

The intese feeling of profound well being felt after a full 8 hours of legit sleep.

*cannot be felt from an 11 hour nap taken in the middle of the day after a bender...this is truly a purer experience.
Why Julee you are practically glowing this morning! Did you get laid last night?! Nope...even BETTER. I got 8 full hours of un-alcohol induced sleep! I've got sleephoria and it's fucking magic.
by Nico Cash September 3, 2010
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sleep start

When you lie down in bed, finally start going to sleep. And right then an there, right when you are LITERALLY about to fall asleep, you think you are falling off a cliff and you jolt up, wide awake, just sitting up in bed. This is actually completely normal and has to do with all of your muscles clenching together while falling asleep, then releasing all in about half a second.
I was so tired, finally falling asleep, then BAM. Just got up from a sleep start.
by comanderdude247 September 13, 2013
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Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013
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Sleep Head

when a fine hoe dead ass asleep but she roll over and suck the soul out u; similar to sleep walking
damn she gave me some sleep head last night my nigga I nutted twice.
by 2022- Bro Originator August 7, 2018
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Sleeper cute

a person that isnt conventionally cute/hot in personality or looks but still managed to get under the radar
That guy Jeremy is kinda sleeper cute ngl
by dork of Oz December 6, 2020
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sleeper fag

A secret gay; no one knows they are gay unless they tell them
Person 1: “Hey, is John gay?”
John: “No, I’m a sleeper fag.”
by Enryu March 9, 2021
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