Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

by IrishCreem January 14, 2019

Riley

He has a big d and he's attractive and gets all dem hoes

Riley 5ho

by Stuidr7 February 8, 2019

rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?

by sp02 March 15, 2019

Rileyism

A group of religious people who wear dourags in there sacred colours to protect there hair from being seen in the public eye. this is done as they believe the hair is too pure for public eye and should only be seen by them selves and lovers

That minister is an aposal of Riley and a member of Rileyism
e.g. cult circle

by thepurerileyist April 30, 2019

rules of screenshot

If a woman screenshots a mans snap, she must send him a picture of her boobs as compensation.

She screenshotted my snap, it’s a good thing there are the rules of screenshot, she sent me pictures of her boobs after.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 12, 2019

Ruler Rule

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."

by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019

riley goodwin

this kid has high levels of autism

Riley Goodwin has Autism

by AstroFNBR July 8, 2020