reverse mortgage

To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.

Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"

Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!

Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.

by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008

Paul Revere

The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.

*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*

Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"

* hi five ensues*

Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....

* Brief period of confusion...*

Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."

Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."

by boners mcgee November 18, 2009

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

revan

Ok, there's the Dark side definition of Revan, and this is the Light side version. Revan's true actions, personality, history, and even identity were lost to time and myth. But it is absolutely certain that this is true:

Master Revan was the wisest Jedi/Sith to ever grace the galaxy. He was a Jedi, but abandoned the Order to join the Mandalorian wars in 4006 BBY (BEFORE BATTLE OF YAVIN). He then "fell" to the Dark side (according to a conversation between the Jedi Exile and the fallen Jedi Kreia, Revan cleverly orchestrated the Republic's "demise" to draw out the true Sith and prepare the Republic against a potential war with the Old Sith Empire) and harnessed the power of the ancient space station built by the Rakatan Empire in 20,006 BBY: The Star Forge. His apprentice, Darth Malak, was also a fallen Jedi who followed Revan into the war. Malak betrayed Revan from afar when his masters ship was boarded by a Jedi strike team in the Bpffash system. After having his memory essentially rewritten by the Jedi Council, Revan then returned as an avatar of the Force and exacted his revenge on his former apprentice. Revan then left republic space, leaving the Republic to fend for itself. After Lord Malak's defeat, the Sith Empire collapsed into civil war in the absence of a Dark Lord, and Revan disappeared in the Outer Rim. No one know where Revan roams now, not Bastila, not Carth, not even T3-M4. BUT REVAN LIVES!

Revan was the true Sith'ari, the legendary messiah of the Sith, said to walk the path between the Light and Dark sides of the Force, while being neither Sith, nor Jedi. It was he who brought balance to the living Force, but not without the help of millions of Republic and Sith soldiers, and especially the companions he traveled with.

by aka_Pyro May 21, 2007

Revenge

1. Punishment: The punishment of somebody in retaliation for harm done.

2. Retaliation act: Something done to get even with somebody else who has caused harm.

3. Desire for retaliation: The desire or urge to get even with somebody.

She poisoned him as revenge because he betrayed her.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

revolutionary

A person who advocates immediate, drastic change, often using violence. On far left of political spectrum, opposite of a reactionary.

Why do people not like the concept of revolutions in other countries? The United States was created because of a revolution, and we turned out alright.

by Moses June 16, 2004