Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.
Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
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Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up
by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020
Get the coked up retard mug.A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
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Get the Schrodinger's Retard mug.One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.
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Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.
by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008
Get the Electric Retard mug.the manner in which one displays a lack of knowledge and general retardedness, often considered politcally incorrect due to the fact that the word's root comes from a mental disorder
"You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards – when they’re acting retarded." -the office
by thuggyluvvy December 24, 2008
Get the retard mug.In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."
The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.
The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.
So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!
by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006
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