Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.

Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.

by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018

Road guard spirit

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.

Road guard 1- “road guard relief”

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit”
RG1- “Hoooaah”

by Dbogie November 29, 2018

Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.

Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

road moat

A driveway that surrounds a traffic island. traffic island may contain buildings. noun

I will use the road moat, to continue my trip on the other side, after I stop at the store.

by WordSpyder January 7, 2019

road honey

Road head, but for girls: the driver’s seat is reclined 180 degrees, the giver lies down and has their head on the seat towards the peddles. The woman props her left foot up and uses her other to control the peddles while effectively riding the other party’s face while driving

Guy: will you give me road head on our trip??
Girl: only if you give me road honey in return ;)

by Thiccbish January 16, 2019

Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019