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Quiditch Queef 

A queef whilst playing Quiditch
'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!
Pelican queef by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Con-queef-tador 

The act of vigorously defecating upon a Latina girl in a show of dominance.

Traditionally, after she has been fucked so hard she’s left panting, defenseless, and queefing as she tries to avoid the steaming logs.
Carolina, put up a hesitant a fight against the Con-queef-tador, but in the end she felt proud of her poo-play. She had been conquered...
Con-queef-tador by Poo Play Patron December 31, 2020

Male Queef 

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down
Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!
A woman queefing after the male ejaculated in her vagina after being fucked hard, which blows semen all over the male subject covering him in is own love goo.
My wife cum queefed all over my nuts last night!
Cum Queef by Tim Yoder December 27, 2007

panic queef 

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
panic queef by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009