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the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009
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