When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
Get the Sassage Pants mug.Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).
I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.
by Funkmaster74 November 26, 2010
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The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011
Get the Piss-Pants Funny mug.Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler May 5, 2011
Get the Shwat Pants mug.pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.
by andrewd126 November 6, 2011
Get the flud pants mug.Blue pants Thursday is a thing for sailors only. Meaning on Thursday we wear our blue pants;) (only if your a sailor thou)
by Oliviamarie_7 September 16, 2013
Get the blue pants thursday mug.Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
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