When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
Get the Pucker Contraction mug.The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
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Pakero (noun) someone who's lazy but acts mentally challenged.
Pakero en (adj) usually used to distinguish any small inanimate object -often a bic lighter or vape) that inexplicably disappears and reappears multiple times in one sitting.
Pakero en (adj) usually used to distinguish any small inanimate object -often a bic lighter or vape) that inexplicably disappears and reappears multiple times in one sitting.
by Jake&ace September 4, 2025
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Get the Pucker Puff mug.It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.
by Kanye West For President October 25, 2025
Get the Puberty mug.One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008
Get the Mister Pucker mug.One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009
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