Peanut Butter-ed 

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

Peanut Butter-ed by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

Peanut Butter Panic 

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

Peanut Butter Panic by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Peanut Tickler 

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions

Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!

Peanut Tickler by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday 

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

peanut stripes 

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can

Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist

peanut stripes by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

Peanut Butter 

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

Peanut Butter by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

Peanut Butter Elder by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021