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gas pump

The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
I was so drunk,I couldn't tell if I came or gave her a gas pump.
by fivecocksatwilcox July 16, 2005
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town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
by somegoof January 19, 2005
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Donald Trump Pump

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009
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Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
by Chumper December 29, 2003
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shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.
"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."
by Zog The Undeniable August 16, 2011
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Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air
"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"
by reediculuss October 3, 2006
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25 pump and dump

When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.
Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.
by Logofresh May 27, 2016
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