Al Plant Manager

A Prick sometimes mistaken for the head of a cock. More often a fuckstick dickwad that has nothing else to do but write work instructions for his fat ass not breast having, fat ass kid, stoopid son, and r-tard self. Often enjoys reading meaningless books, and wasting time holding social meetings with complete strangers that he pays to listen to him. Sometimes spoken to as a cocksucker that loves filthy sanchez fingers in his mouth. Also known as a pervert in which likes to suck the pee pee off of young boys balls

Dude, your such an Al Plant Manager, you need to have a coat hanger ran up your pee hole, twisted around, kicked in the balls and then thrown off a 287 storie building

by Scotty Jay March 6, 2009

Go home and plant sweet potatoes

Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.

Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.

Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.

Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!

by dreamboy14 July 1, 2010

captain planet

Captain Planet: King of the Mullets

"Captain Planet has a better mullet than Patrick Swayze!"

by Harry Fucker June 2, 2005

Plant

Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer

Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason

by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009

Plane'arium

Involuntary mispronunciation of the word plane'arium. Thought to be caused by a rare bone disorder that causes a person to be unable to pronounce the 'T' in the word plane'arium. Over 10 million new cases are diagnosed every year.

1) You love the Plane'arium.
2) You need the Plane'ARIUM.
3) To be without the Plane'arium causes you horrible pain. HORRIBLE, STICKY PAIN.

by Supermuff May 28, 2013

Robert Plant

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!

Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!

by Super "L" January 29, 2005