trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.

Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

Super Pineapple Man

One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.

An example of Super Pineapple Man would be;

Super Pineapple Man.

by Super Pineapple Man June 24, 2006

Orange Pineapple Blast

When an Asian and a Hawaiian get together and make magic happen in the BUTT so much that they both experience explosive diarrhea!

we totally got Orange Pineapple Blast after the party! danm Mexican food

by Barry Van Vixen July 5, 2009

Guiltless Pineapple

Something you should absolutely say out loud no reason when you are in an elevator and there is 3 person other than you in the same elevator

Someone: *In an elevator with 3 random people* GuIlTlEsS PiNeApPlE
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!

by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock

Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.

by Hojololol July 8, 2016

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

the pineapple

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.

The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?

by Alphasniper May 1, 2007