Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

jackin off

when a male tug and pulls on his attachment until thick, oozy liquid comes shooting out of the sometimes small part of a males body. But if your names Jonny, said attachment is huge.

Damn dude, i just finished jackin off, now i feel so relaxed and ready for the day.

by Kevin Nunez January 2, 2012

Jack-Off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.

by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004

turned off

When something makes you lose all excitment from being turned on

"I have to take a shit before sex " pony said , that turned off

by Felcia120 February 25, 2015

Chip Off

Adj. To Chip Off. Is to leave somewhere. Usually to leave somewhere that is boring.

"This party sucks, lets chip off"

"Lets chip off to play some football"

by devvonshire June 3, 2007

bumped off

The mafia term for taking a target out.

Tony was bumped off today, lets not shed no more blood.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

autopilot off

A rad band. Check them out at Warped this year!
also: APO

I saw Autopilot Off and they were rad

by holly June 27, 2004